Day 6: Porno Music (The Leak 2)
How many of you like porn? Well, I like porn too. A lot. Perhaps too much but that’s another blog for another day.
Back in high school, porn was big among my peers. Not too many people had it yet. I had already raided my pops stash a couple times by 9th grade. Some of my peers, not so much.
So one day, E-Rich and I began talking about porn. This lead to him lending me two dvds. I popped on in one day when no one was home and found myself dying of laughter.
It was this one scene where this black guy was smashing this nice brown skin woman. She moans and does the usual porn starlet type shit. Then she says, “ooooo, your in my stomach”. Funny shit ever! I damn near forgot I was jacking off.
I talked to DeMar about that scene and let him peep it. He thought it was funny. He asked me to sample it for a beat.
Before I had the Boss Sp 505, I used a Playstation 2 game to make beats. This would be the product of that. I chopped the voice up a bit and threw a flute behind it. Then I looped a part of her saying “oooo yeah”.
E-Rich would come by later and as usual we would play beats we’ve made during the time we didn’t see each other. Which wasn’t much time cause if you saw him, I was 98% of the time somewhere around and vice versa. I played him that and he played me this beat.
This beat sounded like it came from a porno. Like early 70′s porno music. With the funky guitar and all! I told him I wanted to use it and we went to DeMar’s house later to record it.
DeMar heard the beat I made and his nasty ass already had a verse written lol. I explained that we should do different songs and combine them. He’d rap over my beat and I’d rap over E-Rich’s. Fortunately, I didn’t feel like writing so I freestyled it.
Either way, it came out hot and I STILL find this song funny. DeMar added some chick gagging with her body dropping before my song comes on. Recorded between 2004-2005
Check it here: Y.I.C. (DeMar & The Ghost [who'd you later know as Malcolm Maximillion] ) - Porno Music
http://www.zshare.net/audio/6451825010171102/
Verses after the jump
[DeMar]
We can just fuck or do foreplay/
Whipping out my dick I made her say/
The things I’ll do to you I’ll never say/
Especially when your body’s banging like Beyonce’/
Now imagine hitting that from the back/
Switching positions doing this and that/
Cause we going to do everything in the book/
Use my shit for a kick stand and thats what she took/
Put it in her mouth the end is never near/
She gagging and shit but she made it disappear/
But everytime I beat, it fit just right/
I ain’t hung like a horse, they hung just like me/
Call me Goliath, other niggas David/
I master the game, you niggas just playing/
About them other niggas, you never reminisce/
I gave her the dick, she made it sound like this/
(insert gagging sound here)
(insert dead body falling)
(insert laughter from DeMar)
[Malcolm Maximillion]
Parental advisory, this be that porno music/
This that song that you play when you about to do it/
Are you comfortable being filmed?/
The camera man just doing him/
Me? Hopefully I’m doing you/
And your little girl friend too/
Well I guess you can say that two bodies are starting to bore me/
Hey, I got an idea whats up lets have an orgy/
How about me, her, her, and her, and you her/
What might occur?/
Hey thats not a bad idea/
Tell the camera man give the camera here/
This movies is in first person view/
Hey girl you want to join in too?/
We got 5 girls, I’m guess we can use an extra/
My dick is for dinner so you can eat my balls for breakfast/
I damn near killed the bitch, I thought she was just giving me neck/
Missionary? Girl what you talking about? Where the fucks your self respect?
Lets talk a profit, this is definately going on the internet/
WWW dot I fucked yo girl/
Matter fact I brought her into this world/
And then on a side plate/
Matter fact don’t look at her face/
You won’t see that at all/
Matter fact lick my balls/
Turn around and kiss the wall/
We get raw/
